orcpussy:

my girlfriend was making a salad on the kitchen counter and i just walked up to her stole a raw garlic clove and ate it whole and she like audibly gasped

afloweroutofstone:

Thanks, MSNBC

girlfae:

today’s sheep sketch 

justsomeantifas:

justsomeantifas:

good news everyone, jeff bezos is experiencing consequences:

i hope she takes his fucking money

idionymon:

if you’re a good person you deserve a cat sleeping on your bed every night. i think you should be entitled to that.

sluttykenshiyonezu:

dragonsareprettyawesome:

tilthat:

TIL anyone can help fight sex trafficking by uploading photos of your hotel room. These photos will be used to determine where perpetrators of sex trafficking are committing their crimes.

via reddit.com

An explanation

here’s the website for submitting photos. be aware that the website requires your location so they can double check that the photos were taken where you say they are.

vitamincream:

https://www.instagram.com/p/BmKloAqHllB/

orcpussy:

i keep trying to watch castlevania with my gf but she is physically unable to lay on me without falling asleep in like 2 minutes so we make no progress

northmagneticpole:

Soft Sunset Vessel, 2015-Angel Oloshove